Conservative Talking Points

Elitists Only -Columbia University is proceeding with plans to invite Iran's nut job to address their ineffectual and gutless class of intellectuals. The Dean (nobody has ever heard of this guy so we will spare him the pleasure of seeing his name in print) went so far as to say that he would even invite Hitler. A tactical strategy to catapult you and your university to the top college rankings among the liberal elite and, of course....in Hell.

John Edwards Outlines New "When Pigs Fly" Education Plan --The plan will, of course, be full of government bureaucracy and cost a staggering 7 billion dollars. I officially give Edwards my endorsement for Honest and Open Liberal Running for President. Far too often, liberals such as Obama and Clinton disguise their intentions under the regular "Rob Peter to Pay Paul" principle hoping that you are Paul and not Peter. Edwards' honesty is to be applauded as he runs under the platform, "Screw Peter and Screw Paul".

I hate Pink - Code Pink protestors interrupted a speech by Senator McCain at the National Rifle Association. The natural question is why would you wear a color that makes you such an easy target at a pro-gun event? A better question is why does a group of nutty leftists run around dressed in pink; it only confuses Conservatives. Are you against the war or for gay marriage?

Everyone Hates Jesse Jackson - Well, it's official. Everyone can't stand Jesse Jackson. This week he criticized Obama for acting too white. Or was it some other racially targeted remark that was, of course, taken out of context? Everything is taken out of context if you are Jesse Jackson because you talk so fast and target so many people in your regular diatribes of hate. Thankfully, this should place the nail in the coffin for Jesse Jackson's input among Democratic circles. But, but, but Jesse Jackson once won a state in a primary. Great, get him on a panel with Buchanan, Perot, Big Bird and the rest of that class of winners.

Al Gore News! --Al Gore won an Emmy this week in what I assume must be for some sort of fiction about global warming. Al Gore also was reported to be charging Australians $25k to meet him. Shocking, as many of us would pay that amount to furlough him to Australia permanently. When will Al Gore go away? Among Hollywood circles, the clueless godless and uneducated, he is a cult personality. Among political circles, the educated and hard-working :), he is a buffoon. Al Gore for President!