Conservative Talking Points

Fine Wine- It seems that, like wine, Obama's campaign only gets better with age. Each week we are privileged to swallow a few more details about this inexperienced candidate. We are pleased that, like wine, Obama's opinions are both sweet and dry. For example, this week Senator Obama most sweetly called himself a "hope monger" but dryly expressed his wishes to ease travel restrictions to Cuba. Most folks aren't familiar with the intricacies of wine, which is why it is important to read the label. It's important to see when the wine was bottled. Unfortunately, with Obama's wine, the vintage is by the hour rather than by the year, and the bouquet is starting to smell a little like vinegar.

Against The Wall - Clinton admitted that if a terror attack occurred in this country it would be a boon for Republicans. If you are left scratching your head at that remark, then join the club. Either Clinton is attempting to join the many nutty conspiracy theorists that believe Bush was behind 9/11, or she admittedly trusts Republicans with our homeland security. Either way, if you still support a Clinton presidency after this type of comment, you should stop scratching your head and start banging it against the wall.

Go Dems Go!- For years, Democrats have been squawking about how the 2000 election was stolen because of how many Floridians were disenfranchised, and now the Democrats have decided if you can't beat em then join em. That's right! It was announced that Howard Dean and Company are going to take away the Florida Democrats' delegates to the 2008 nominating convention if the State maintains its current early primary date. A stellar plan to take back this swing state--what's next? Are you going to make Janet Reno the head of the DNC?

Angry - In the midst of all of the serious Presidential candidates you forget about the little guy, John Edwards. This guy doesn't quit; you got to give him credit for that. This week his campaign attacked Rove, Clinton, and Romney on a variety of different issues that Mr. Edwards is not a fan of. The plan for his campaign has essentially turned into one giant attack; if it's not how divided America is, it's how lousy our economy is doing; if it's not how bad Clinton is, it's how bad Romney is. We're Americans. We already complain about everything. We don't need a President to do that!

Sniff- In the passion that is politics we are a divided nation. Relatively Political constantly debates the substance of the issues, and questions which party is really doing a better job. It is rare that one of us admits defeat. Sadly, I must do so this week as the Democratic spouses are crushing the Republicans. Elizabeth Edwards and Michelle Obama get more press time than most of the candidates themselves. CLEARLY, Americans are electing not just an individual that will run the country but their spouse as well.