Conservative Talking Points

Left Hook - Liberal Bloggers had a field day with Senator Clinton as they tore her to shreds on everything from lobbying donations to her work with health care reform. Edwards and Obama gleefully participated in the trashing and bashing of Senator Clinton, as she is apparently very poorly received by the leftist blog community. The liberal poster child of the 90's isn't liberal enough for the cyberspace generation. What's next? Blacklisted by Hollywood? Aborted by abortionists? Is there no refuge for a liberal Presidential candidate trying to pretend she has conservative, liberal, and moderate leanings???

We're back! -The Senate passed a bill this week that would allow the President to eavesdrop on terrorists! The Democrats were naturally outraged at this plan and squawked about civil liberties and justice and all sorts of other things that are hard to believe when you watch an Al Qaeda training video. Republicans nationally are expecting a concession speech shortly by the Democrats regarding who is tougher on terror. Don't worry, Democrats! You can always offer free health care to any terrorists viciously harmed by our terrorism prevention measures.

Here We Go - Speaking of terrorism, the television show "24" has decided to reduce carbon emissions on the show in an effort to save the world not just from terrorists but from global warming. This comes shortly after Disney has decided to ban smoking in their movies and television programming. Is it not enough that Hollywood actors and actresses are liberal beyond reason? Will the "Happy Days" Fonz still be allowed to ride his gas guzzling motorcycle? Will "I Spy" or "Mission Impossible" need search warrants? Mercy! Will the Brady Bunch have to start euthanizing some of those excess Bradys????

Obama...Oh No! Obama was quoted this week as being against any form of nuclear warfare. This must be an extension of his gun control stance. No guns, no nuclear weapons, what's next??? I recall Obama running as not Red, or Blue, but instead as Purple, a harmonious mixture of the two parties. Or was he running as the color Yellow? Hard to tell these days.

Politics 101 Mr. Giuliani - Giuliani claims that the Democrats' plan for universal health care is not only socialized medicine but is also European. Giuliani's blunt New York perspective continues to hinder his ability to communicate to many Americans. Rudy, the media and most of the East Coast don't want to hear how to actually solve the health care crisis; they want to buy a ticket, go watch Communist Tool Michael Moore pontificate, recycle that ticket stub, and then pat themselves on the back. Next, I'm going to have to explain liberal theology to this guy.