THE POLIGRAPH

Top 25 (Big Letter Denotes Superstar, Little Letter Denotes Problems Ahead)

1. Hillary Clinton - Dance Wolf Blitzer Dance!
2. Romney - Some dumb-dumb decided to go negative on his faith, only propels Romney.
3. Bush - Overturned your veto, well, that's the end of any appearnce of Washington control.
4. Obama - That's your scary face?
5. Huckabee - Gaining ground in Iowa on shoe string campaign. Very impressive, but watch your back.
6. Giuliani - One word...Kerik.
7. Speaker Pelosi - Overturning Bush is a feather in an oft-empty cap; but what happened to your domestic spending bill?
8. Al Gore - Visiting the White House as popular popular man to be honored by very very unpopular man.
9. John Boehner - It's amusing he forced the Dems on the impeachment issue.
10. Ron Paul - Doesn't matter what people say ...$4 million in 24 hours means something.
11. Bill Clinton - In new web ad for Hillary, should get good play.
12. Secretary Rice - Diplomat issue and Pakistan bring new focus for Secretary.
13. John Edwards - Great possibility Obama/Clinton tussling lets him gain great ground before Iowa.
14. Fred Thompson - Pro-life group endorsement great saving point.
15. Mukasey - Good appointments immediately
16. Chairman Rangel - Trade and Tax.
17. Howard Dean - Apparently he holds the keys to heaven for Jews. Phew.
18. Sean Hannity - Tries to have Kosser arrested. Keep dividing America!
19. DailyKos - Blogger provokes Hannity. Keep dividing America!
20. Paris Hilton - Paris Hilton keeps talking about elephants in Africa. Probably will help the Dems take two more Senate seats.

Party Losing
Republicans

Party Winning
Democrats